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Re: Favorite Fark one-liners
« Reply #45 on: November 06, 2007, 02:55:42 pm »
where's the link? I'm confused.
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Re: Favorite Fark one-liners
« Reply #46 on: November 07, 2007, 08:31:00 pm »
Sorry, I made the link now.  The story isn't funny.  It's the one-liner linking to it that makes it funny (in a Unix geeky way).
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Re: Favorite Fark one-liners
« Reply #47 on: November 20, 2007, 09:10:37 am »
Man bursts into woman's home, steals nothing but a watch and a hammer. Police say suspect is out there somewhere just killing time
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Re: Favorite Fark one-liners
« Reply #48 on: January 09, 2008, 12:25:29 pm »
Gandhi's grandson: "Jews are stuck in the past. We got over the Holocaust, so should you. You're the biggest player in the world's culture of violence. If you don't change, you will destroy the world. Sugartits."
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Re: Favorite Fark one-liners
« Reply #49 on: July 01, 2008, 05:26:01 pm »
Eighteen-year-old's body found at Gilligan's Island park after a one-hour search. A one-hour search
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Re: Favorite Fark one-liners
« Reply #50 on: July 23, 2008, 10:02:22 am »
"Spam King" sentenced to 47 months of having his inbox filled with unsolicited male
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Re: Favorite Fark one-liners
« Reply #51 on: August 27, 2008, 04:12:05 pm »
Hikers stranded on Three Fingers Mountain. Rescue crews searching the pink, the stink
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