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funny momments in life
« on: February 07, 2006, 10:13:35 pm »
One night I was really drunk at home with my roommates.
they were flipping around on TV and stopped at one of those skin-a-max movies...
a guy in a girl were making out on a couch, and the girl had short hair.
After watching it drunkenly for a few minutes...
I said, "I hope thats a girl, cuz I might have a boner for the wrong reasons".
both my roommates hit the floor laughing.
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Re: funny momments in life
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2006, 12:47:52 pm »
I was at a bar/restaurant the other day with my wife, and I noticed they had the 60 Minute IPA from Dogfishhead brewery on tap.

The waitress came buy...
waitress: "Would you like to start with something to drink while you look at the menu"
me: "Could I have the Dog Fish Head?"
waitress: "Certainly"
wife "Oh, you're ordering an entree already?"

She had seen me open the menu, but not flip back to the drinks section, and had assumed I just ordered something off the page I was currently looking at.
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Re: funny momments in life
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2006, 08:46:11 pm »
remind me not to eat at that resaraunt...

My roommate and i were discussing Scarlett Johanson cuz we were watching The Island, and she is so hot.
And I showed him the nude cover she did for Vanity Fair...
I told him I remember the first movie I saw her in, The Horse Whisperer.
She looked like that dude from Hanson, but now she looks like this... and said,
"So now I get a boner every time I hear a Hanson song..."
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Re: funny momments in life
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2006, 10:19:22 pm »
Scarlett is so....   Mmmm Bop!
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Re: funny momments in life
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2006, 11:53:26 am »
ever had one of those creepy, "Aw...Jesus, Dad!" moments? I get those alot.
My dad's recently divorced so he can say things he hasn't before.

We were pulling into the EB Games parking lot, and he sees this older but attractive woman with a huge rack...
he says, "damn, the best I could do for her is get her all messy..."

We were at my former job (Circuit City) and we both noticed one of my fine fellow female ex-associates
bending over to pick something up.
my dad says, "I can do her and you can watch...". I had to gag a little, that image jumped into my head.
thank you dad, for sharing.
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Re: funny momments in life
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2006, 02:13:02 pm »
Quote from: creamy goodness on February 13, 2006, 11:53:26 am
thank you dad, for sharing.

And you just gave me a gag moment.
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Re: funny momments in life
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2006, 07:29:07 pm »
that was sarcasm on my part... I don't need him to share.
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Re: funny momments in life
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2006, 07:33:48 pm »
Lies!  Where's my copy of pirates? ;)
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Re: funny momments in life
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2006, 09:12:41 pm »
um... how?
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Re: funny momments in life
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2006, 10:33:15 pm »
Hehe, I'm working on it.
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Re: funny moments in life
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2006, 09:25:34 am »
so, do you like it, Meph? i like the ending... most unexpected.
I feel bad for the guy who has to mop the deck after that, ewww. wear boots for sure.
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Re: funny momments in life
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2006, 11:03:45 am »
Well, I haven't actually watched it for the storyline.  Don't know if I ever will.  This is one you watch with your significant other.  There's story, plot, costumes - not a SINGLE pizza delivery guy.
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Re: funny momments in life
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2006, 09:45:00 am »
I want some new porn goddamnit,
whos good these days?
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Re: funny momments in life
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2006, 06:01:39 am »
one of my fellow associates is a dude named Ted.
he wears protective gear (I.E. kneepads and back brace) because he "works hard".

We were standing in line at the timeclock to punch in, with 20 other people.
Ted was admiring his employee of the month plaque with his picture and name on it.
One of the other associates (a really outspoken 75-year old woman) exclaims...
"It figures the guy who wears kneepads gets employee of the month!"
Everyone was trying not to laugh too hard.

All Ted could do was smirk in embarrassment. He later took of the kneepads. hmmm...
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Re: funny momments in life
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2006, 11:22:00 pm »
A bad time to have a "funny moment", but I was at a visitation at the funeral home.
My dad and I noticed the lights in the funeral home would flicker and dim for a few seconds
at an interval every 10-15 minutes. We both wondered what it was, I said "It must be the big
oven..."

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