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"Jar Jaromir" to appear in Lord of the Rings
« on: January 07, 2003, 04:40:54 pm »
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Wellington, New Zealand - A recently leaked trailer for The Return of the King has Tolkien fans outraged over the apparent addition of a new character - Jar-Jaromir. The scene depicted in the trailer shows Jar-Jaromir shouting, "Gondora gonna fallsa";
he then trips over a corpse and knocks down a couple of Uruk-hai.
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A picture of the new character.

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Re:"Jar Jaromir" to appear in Lord of the Rings
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2003, 05:15:37 pm »
NEWSFLASH!

Husband and wife have very different ideas of what is funny.
I don't want the world, I just want the left half.

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Re:"Jar Jaromir" to appear in Lord of the Rings
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2003, 05:31:01 pm »
Rumor has it that Jar Jar will also replace Beyonce Knowles as the next Pepsi spokesmodel...
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Re:"Jar Jaromir" to appear in Lord of the Rings
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2003, 05:31:06 pm »
There's no accounting for a woman's ...ahem... "taste."


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Re:"Jar Jaromir" to appear in Lord of the Rings
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2003, 05:32:09 pm »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(hopefully no one saw what I just did!)